I was in San Francisco yesterday. I am in New York today! The wonders of modern technology!
-Went to Union Square!
-Went to an Irish Pub for some Bangers and Mash and Fish and Chips and curry fries n' pints!
-Saw that guy with the rat on top of a cat on top of a dog!
-Went in a fancy hotel and bought a coffee and pranced around!
-Overheard a lot of dramatic conversations! Like, "Emily, I'm going to stay right here until you decide to be FUN."
-Saw the Mufasa of the Sea Lion Pride!
-Ate clam chowder in a frickin sourdough BREADBOWL BITCHES
-Almost got eaten by a pigeon!
-Booed the Giants!
-Went into a Music Box shop and was surprisingly perturbed!
Things I Want To Do In San Francisco But Didn't Get To Do Yesterday
-Ride a bike or run or drive down the windiest road in the world!
-Go to that museum with the fun carnee games!
-Walk the Golden Gate Bridge!
-Buy an Apartment and Probably Live There!
-Escape from Alcatraz!
-Find the place where they filmed the opening credits to Full House!
-Dominate at skateboarding like I did in the San Francisco Level of Tony Hawk ProSkater!
-Boo the Giants in their Ballpark! Or just park a sweet raft in McCovey Cove and catch all the Home Runs and Throw them BACK
-Buy a pound of Ghirardelli for my mouth!
Clubs To Open In San Francisco?
-The San FranDisco?
-The Ciscothèque??
-The San FranSisqó???
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