Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Under the Lemon Snack

My mommy wrote a book!

It comes out in bookstores everywhere in two days!

(March 17th, 2009)

Go and buy it! It is very very good.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Ouch Snack

I fell down some stairs last night. It HURT! They were subway stairs leading from one track to another. I thought I was going to die. Luckily, I just have bruis-ed buttocks. I probs look like the girls in Sir Mix-A-Lot's Photoshop.

I googled "stairs" and I found these:

Designed by Gabriella Gustafson and Mattias Ståhlbom for TAF. Found on

Sunday, March 1, 2009


This from the mouths of my mother and father: Only two things, when on television, will cause them to stop whatever their doing and watch for hours:

1- The Godfather

"Is this part one or part two? I always get confused with the timelines."

"This is one of the greatest movies of all time. Probably THE greatest. Don't watch Part III, though, it'll ruin everything."

"I have so many papers to grade...Oh well."

2- VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of the 80s

"Oh, God. We're only on 81? We've got a long ways to go."

"I saw them with Oingo Boingo with Jason, remember? In China."

-"Mom has a secret crush on Billy Idol. That was how she spent that Lost Weekend. She came back a little more satanic."

-"Don't forget the snarl."