Parentsnack

This from the mouths of my mother and father: Only two things, when on television, will cause them to stop whatever their doing and watch for hours:



1- The Godfather


"Is this part one or part two? I always get confused with the timelines."

"This is one of the greatest movies of all time. Probably THE greatest. Don't watch Part III, though, it'll ruin everything."

"I have so many papers to grade...Oh well."



2- VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of the 80s

"Oh, God. We're only on 81? We've got a long ways to go."

"I saw them with Oingo Boingo with Jason, remember? In China."

-"Mom has a secret crush on Billy Idol. That was how she spent that Lost Weekend. She came back a little more satanic."

-"Don't forget the snarl."