Tim and EricSnack

Precious TaftSnack

A monologue.

Snacks of Eighty Five Degree Weather

I noshed on the following for the past few hours:






Things I Brought With Me:

-A Sweet Mag
-Portnoy's Complaint
-Leftover Thai Food
-The #1's Of Mariah Carey
-My Inherent Tanning Skills And Unemployment

ElsewhereSnack

I might apply to this.

I love bric-a-brac!

Tim and EricSnack

Online JournalSnack

I just rediscovered my OpenDiary from high school. WHOA. It's pretty rough to revisit! Also hilarious!

I have always been a fiend of the online journaling persuasion. I jumped from the OpenDiary (2001-2005? Okay so apparently I wrote an entry or two in college. Woof.) to a blog entitled "It's a Great Day for Baseball," (2002-2006) which still has a URL but for some reason you cannot see any of the backlogged entries. And then I went from that into livejournal (2003-2009), which still very much exists, although I don't write in it very much at all.

I wish I remembered some of those passwords! I want to like bring all of the private and public entries together and bind them into a book to give my hormonal teenage daughter as proof that she's not, nor ever was, the Only One Who Feels This Way.

And No, I will not provide links to you.

(me and my brother circa 2004, eating at P.F. Chang's)

My Week, In Really Big PictureSnacks

Easter Sunday:








Monday:








Tuesday:





Wednesday:





Thursday:





Friday:




Saturday:




"These are the ways that I dine. If you don't like it you can suck on it"

Apu Snack

The World Of Apu is coming to New York next week!

The NY Times Article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/10/movies/10ray.html?_r=1

Showtimes at Lincoln Center: http://www.filmlinc.com/wrt/onsale/satyajit/program.html

Casablancsnack

I wish I could appropriately nickname someone Humphy. Also I wish I talked like Peter Lorre.

(I only posted this because I wanted to have another post I could tag under "Riiiick")

Unlikely Pairsnacks

Who knew Neil Young and Rick James had a band back in the day?

My dad did!

Black Canyon Snackies

Things:

-an old tonic bottle
-a phonograph
-some twiney webs
-a rocking chair
-a cake
-a corncob pipe
-candles
-a lock box

A dream song:

Estro-Snack

Is anyone as excited to watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back as I am right now?

Update: That movie was so much better in theory than practice...

Sunil Snack

A recent text war between myself and my friend Sunil

Sunil: fred astaire.

Jaclyn: “Cant sing. Cant act. Can dance a little.”

Sunil: triple threat.

Jaclyn: Triple X.

Sunil: triple h.

Jaclyn: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.

Sunil: coldfoot, ak.

Jaclyn: Harry and the Hendersons

Sunil: joan jett.

Jaclyn: Blues traveler

Sunil: the original house of blues.

Jaclyn: House on haunted hill.

Sunil: cbgb omfug.

Jaclyn: U g l y u aint got no alibi u ugly. Yeah yeah u ugly.

Sunil: cousins on maternal side.

Jaclyn: Aka browntown

Sunil: from downtown!

Jaclyn: Clowntown, CA

Sunil: you’re gonna die, clown!

Jaclyn: How now, brown clow?

Sunil: the secret of nimh.

Jaclyn: The great mouse detective

Sunil: the great steak escape.

Jaclyn: Escape to witch mountain

Sunil: it takes two.

Jaclyn: Sydney Carton

Sunil: it’s a far, far better thing that i do than i have ever done. It’s a
far, far better rest that i go to than  I have ever known.

Jaclyn: So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly
into the past

Sunil: non-fat foods.

Snacking on NY Times Goat Quotes

The following quotes are some of the best I could find in one of the weirdest New York Times articles I've ever read, How I Learned to Love Goat Meat by Henry Alford.

"When New York Magazine proclaimed eating goat a 'trendlet' last summer, one reader whote on the magazine's website, 'Here are white people again!!!! Acting like they invented goat meat!' "

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"I'd liked the flavor of the meat, equidistant as it was from lamb and beef. But when my teeth wrangled a particularly tough piece of meat that was shield-shaped and curved and slightly rubbery, I had the distinct impression that I had bitten into the cup of a tiny bra."

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"Scavengers, they are falsely accused of eating tin cans. Their unappetizing visage is simultaneously dopey and satanic, like a Disney character with a terrible secret. Their chin hair is sometimes prodigious enough to carpet Montana. Chaucer said they 'stinken.' "

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"...a friend asked me, 'Is it gay meat?" Confused, I said, 'There's nothing gay about it at all.' She explained, 'No, I said is it gamey?"

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"In both dishes, the meat is as tender as a Jennifer Aniston movie."

fotografia courtesy of NYTimes.com